Boy: Is this seat empty?Girl: Yes,and this one will be if you sit down.
Boy: Haven't I seen you some place before?Girl: Yes.That's why I won't go there anymore.
Boy: I'd like to call you.Your number?Girl: It's in the phone book. Boy: Hi,didn't we go on dates before? Once or twice?Girl: Must've been once.I never make the same mistake twice.
Girl: If we become engaged, will you give me a ring?Boy: Sure,what's your telephone number?
Girl: I think the poorest people are the happiest.Boy: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.