我还没死(幽默小品)
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Summary:Dead! he exclaimed. I wasn't dead. And I knew I wasn't, because my feet were cold and I was hungry.   But how did that make you sure?   Well, I knew that if I were in heaven I shoul.

  • "Dead!" he exclaimed. "I wasn't dead. And I knew I wasn't, because my feet were cold and I was hungry."
      "But how did that make you sure?"
      "Well, I knew that if I were in heaven I shouldn't be hungry, and if I was in the other place my feet wouldn't be cold."
    我还没死
    (幽默小品)  一个年轻人昏死了过去,但是当他的朋友们要掩埋他的时候却又苏醒过来。他的一个朋友问他死的感觉是怎样的。
      “死!”他喊道“我并没有死,我知道我没死,因为我的脚是凉的,而我又很饿。”
      “你怎么能肯定你没死?”
      “当然哪,我知道如果我上了天堂,我就不会觉得饿;如果我下到地狱,那我的脚就不会是凉的了。”
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